Sunday, July 12, 2009 -

dipshit :

dear zhi hao,


First of all, stop using your computer and go back to school. There the fine instructors will teach you the grammatical difference between words like there, their, and they're. Furthermore, your education will include such gems as "learn to capitalize the first word of a sentence." I understand this is a difficult concept, but really, all it takes is pressing the shift key.

Along with the whole concept of learning proper capitalization you will learn about punctuation. Proper punctuation is key to conveying intelligent ideas and quality queries. You'll learn about alliteration - like that used in the previous sentence - and you'll learn about assonance, which are both useful tools literate people use to bitchslap morons like yourselves.

Grammar, too, will be taught to you in those hallowed halls of learning. It's one thing to accidentally switch verb tenses from one paragraph to the next, but quite another when a lack of what Agatha Christie's Poirot used to call "the little grey cells" causes you to place two different verb tenses together in not only the same sentence but literally back to back.

Ah yes, and literary references, too, will be handed down for your edification. You will learn who Hercule Poirot is, how to properly pronounce his name so you don't sound like a fucktard at social gatherings

You will learn when it is ok to break literary rules for the sake of emphasis. You'll become aware that there's a large difference between laziness and deliberate flouting of grammatical rules.

1:10 AM

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